The Neighbors

Rules of the island

Some of this is manners and some of it is law, and the difference occasionally costs a deportation. Ordered by what matters on your first day.

  1. Smile

    Seriously, it works. A smile defuses a conflict faster than arguing ever will.

  2. Do not shout

    Especially in your own language — nobody will understand you and the tension only grows.

  3. You are a guest here

    Even after years on the island. Respect the laws of the country we all chose to love.

  4. The King, his family, the Buddha law

    Do not insult or criticise the King and his family — this is criminal law, not etiquette. The same goes for the Buddha: no jokes, no posing on the statues. Never point at the King, the Buddha or their images — it is rude here. Do not crumple or step on banknotes, they carry the King's portrait.

  5. A driving licence is your shield law

    Riding a bike or driving a car — carry a licence. Without one a checkpoint can fine you or invent something worse; with one there are usually no questions at all.

  6. Stopped by police — tell the truth

    If they ask whether you are carrying anything, say it. Lying here costs more than admitting it.

  7. Helmet, always law

    Even as a passenger, even on a moto-taxi. Without one you are both breaking the law and far more likely to be seriously hurt.

  8. You are the foreigner, so you are probably wrong

    In a disputed situation that is how it goes nine times out of ten. A dashcam is your best witness.

  9. No nudity. Anywhere law

    Not on the street, not in public, not behind an open window. For all the island nightlife, the indecency law here is strict.

  10. Cannabis — prescription only law

    Since June 2025 it is legal only with a Thai doctor's prescription (form PT 33) — a coffeeshop will point you to one. Smoking in public is a fine even with the prescription. Vapes and shisha are banned outright. The simplest rule: do not carry any of it.

  11. No bikes in tunnels law

    Two-wheelers are banned from tunnels and many flyovers across Thailand, not just on Phuket. Breaking this rule means a fine.

  12. No driving after drinking law

    The limit for new and foreign licences is 0.02% — practically zero. If you drank, call a Grab.

  13. Shells and coral - not souvenirs law

    Taking shells, coral or sand from the beach, keeping them, and especially exporting them is against national conservation law. A bag of shells at customs can turn into trouble for nothing.

  14. Thai prison is not a story you want

    The conditions are hard, the sentence is a Thai court's to decide, and nobody sends you home early. It is also very expensive.

  15. Swimwear on a bike

    Not illegal, but not welcome either — locals do not like it.